Spring has arrived, so I will celebrate by sharing these fascinating summaries. Actually, there is no connection between those two things; summaries have just been particularly amusing lately.

Fallen Angel
He had it all; ebony black hair, dark, almost black eyes, and a haunting gaze that chilled you to the bone . The only thing missing was the wings ( Read more... )

I bring you more Sweeney Todd summaries! This is a particularly good batch, for certain definitions of "good." My comments are in bold.

( Personification, Callousness, Marty McFly, Fight Faces, Guys and Dolls References, Inadequate Thread Counts, Divas, and Moral Outrage Behind the Cut! )

 It's been a while since I've sporked Sweeney Todd summaries, which means that there are so many more to spork. Somebody up there likes me. Maybe he is a handsome astronaut.

( Here there be cage matches, teenaged angst, baking disasters, mpreg, and MORE! )

Yesterday, I was sad because I had a new icon, but nothing to post. Then this happened! It's probably a troll, but, hey, a girl can dream.

Anthony Meets Judge Turpin
what if this had happened instead

A promising beginning! The author gets right to the point in the title and proceeds to boil down fanfiction to its very essence in the summary. After all ( Read more... )

Finally, a Sweeney Todd fanfic writer was brave enough to tell the story of a young woman who wrestles with gender identity issues and Judge Turpin. I think that's what's happening here, anyway. My comments are in bold.

All Around Me
Autumn is a young woman in society, leading a double-life, when she's meets Anthony, she thrust into a spiral of evil ( Read more... )

I bring you an AU about pears, birds, and...vampires? It's hard to tell through the thick fog of WTF that envelops this fic. In the author's defense, it's labeled humor, but it's so bizarre that I thought it might be worth sharing.

The Demon Barber Is Alive!
Sweeney and Nellie never died. This is set 1yr after the movie. she loves him, he loves her ( Read more... )

It'd been a while since I'd sporked Sweeney Todd summaries, so I decided to go harvest the new crop. I was shocked by what I found! Well, not really. Sadly.
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This is possibly the worst poem that I have ever read. Enjoy! My comments are in bold.

my heart will always be forever yours
just a poem i thought of. nelleis feelings towards sweeney, n a sort of life story thing. preatty sad.

"Preatty" sad, indeed.

( Click to behold the horror! )

Today, I made one of my frequent visits to the Sweeney Todd archive at fanfiction.net and found a truly delightful story. Sporking is in bold.

Johanna's Revenge
Johana finds out what happened to sweeney todd, her father. she then seeks revenge for his death. one shot

Tsk, tsk. You clearly know how to spell her name correctly. Would it be so hard to do ( Read more... )

While visiting the Sweeney Todd movie archive at fanfiction.net, I found these delightful summaries. My comments in bold.

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